A cup of insight, extra light...

I've learned a couple things this week about myself, and it's nothing profound cuz frankly I'm tired...

1. Right handed shaving sucks
2. I can make the bed using my teeth (no sexy!)
3. I can rock sweatpants in public when I'm wounded but will always refrain from slicked back hair and gold  chains while sporting them.
4. Road rash scabs are not good snacks.
5. I have a new hairstyle because I have no style. One handed "Dapper Dan" maneuvering just don't cut it.
6. I can balance a piece of toast, a water bottle and a cell phone on a cup of steaming hot coffee.
7. A plastic bag over a bandaged hand makes a good loofah sponge.
8. A swollen knee is useless for trying to steer a car.
9. Hot laundry does not heal wounds.
10. I'd still rather be riding my motorcycle...



For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin - real life.  But there was always some obstacle in the way.  Something to be got through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, a debt to be paid.  Then life would begin.  At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life.  ~ Alfred D'Souza

Have a great Friday...it is Friday isn't it?
See ya all...
Jim